Skip to content
The Casual Criminalist — Official Merchandise
  • Shop
    • Browse All
    • Signed by Simon
    • Tees
    • Sweatshirts
    • Accessories
    • Home/Drinkware
  • Collections
    • Allegedly
    • Legal Department
    • Simon Says
    • Standard Pieces
    • United States
    • EU
  • Our Stores ↗
    • WarFronts
    • MegaProjects
    • Places
    • Decoding the Unknown
    • Into the Shadows
    • Celestium
    • Brain Blaze
  • DKK
    • USD
    • EUR
    • CAD
    • GBP
    • AUD
    • NZD
    • SEK
    • NOK
    • DKK
    • PLN
    • INR
    • JPY
    • MYR
    • SGD
    • MXN
    • BRL
    • CHF
  • Shop
    • Browse All
    • Signed by Simon
    • Tees
    • Sweatshirts
    • Accessories
    • Home/Drinkware
  • Collections
    • Allegedly
    • Legal Department
    • Simon Says
    • Standard Pieces
    • United States
    • EU
  • Our Stores ↗
    • WarFronts
    • MegaProjects
    • Places
    • Decoding the Unknown
    • Into the Shadows
    • Celestium
    • Brain Blaze
  • DKK
    • USD
    • EUR
    • CAD
    • GBP
    • AUD
    • NZD
    • SEK
    • NOK
    • DKK
    • PLN
    • INR
    • JPY
    • MYR
    • SGD
    • MXN
    • BRL
    • CHF

The Vault

"Don't Write Down Your Crimes" Notebook (SIGNED) - EU Shipping

345,83 kr. DKK(plus tax)

"Don't Write Down Your Crimes" Notebook (SIGNED) - US Shipping

345,83 kr. DKK(plus tax)

"Don't Screw Up Your Kids" Commemorative Coin – Limited Edition

691,79 kr. DKK(plus tax)

Official Signed Script – Used Live on The Casual Criminalist

684,88 kr. DKK(plus tax)

Our Stores

Check out gear from the other channels

WarFronts
Places
MegaProjects
Brain Blaze
Decoding the Unknown
Into the Shadows
Celestium
  • DKK
    • USD
    • EUR
    • CAD
    • GBP
    • AUD
    • NZD
    • SEK
    • NOK
    • DKK
    • PLN
    • INR
    • JPY
    • MYR
    • SGD
    • MXN
    • BRL
    • CHF
  • Contact Support
  • Terms of Service
  • Privacy Policy
  • Returns & FAQ
  • © 2026 The Casual Criminalist — Official Merchandise
  • Powered by Fourthwall

Added to cart

Quantity:

Cart Subtotal ():
View Cart
  • Admin
  • Supporter
Edit collection Go to dashboard
  • Admin
  • Supporter
Go to dashboard